FUNNY SHORT STORY / 9

-TEMEL AND THE TRAFFIC POLICE-

A traffic police stopped Temel’s car when Temel was driving and the traffic police said;

– I congratulate you sir, in today’s traffic control you are the only driver fastening seat belt and violating none of traffic rules. For this reason, you will be rewarded with five thousand liras, what are you thinking of doing with the reward?

Temel said;

– I will get a driving licence at once!

– The police said;  What? Don’t you have a licence?

Temel was in panic but his wife Fadime interrupted Temel and said;

– Don’t mind him, sir. He is always talking nonsense when he is drunk!

The police was beginning to get very annoyed when Temel’s sister voice was heard from the back seat;

– Didn’t I say that we shouldn’t set off with a stolen car so that we would not get into trouble!

When the Police started to boil with anger, Temel’s brother leapt out of the car trunk and asked;

– What’s going on? Have we crossed the border?

Retold by mommy cook for me.